I can't get enough!!!

At dinnertime i was cooking onions and all of a sudden from the next room i hear Jacob yell "mommy my eyes are getting TOO HOT!" lol, poor kid had red eyes the rest of the evening

Then this evening he tells me his hair is getting long and that its going to be going all over the place and then he will not fit in the door, so he'll have to come thru the garage but then he won't fit in the garage because it will be really really tall and then he'll have to go away and live in the sky, but not in an airplane, because he won't fit.... Where he comes up with these crazy stories, i don't know! but i love them!